herpsafifflecrab

ponounced: herps sa fiffle crab
noun: one or more louse (singular for lice) that has contracted both genital warts and syphalis.

permiscuous girls have herpsafifflecrab
the real and only facebook std in the world

by not mikey tony or andrew October 29, 2011

Hercules

Lives in Olympia, lifts Olympic weights and according to the myth hits motherfuckers with lighting bolts.

Hercules is strong today.

by bushlight January 11, 2018

Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.

Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018

Herschel Highway.

Backdoor sex for the chosen people.

She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.

by Yentl March 29, 2021

Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Whoring herself

A girl giving her body instead of her affection trying to keep a relationship.

My girlfriend kissed me just before we broke up. She was whoring herself trying to keep me.

by Radge con angvr November 18, 2011

three Must-Skate-Heres

three skater friends who always manage to skate where they're definitely not wanted.

Joe the Businessman: whats that racket? whats going on outside?
Marge the Secretarywoman: oh its the three Must-Skate-Heres. they insist on skateboarding in the Customer parking lot.
JtB: isn't there a skate park down the block??
MtS: yeah, but you know how defiant Must-Skate-Heres are.

by iSkateKidd July 28, 2010