hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

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gona-herpa-syphilades

A combonation of ghanareia, herpes, and syphilis....i did not spell none of that right!

She has gona-herpa-syphilades!

by Chad Chad Chad December 7, 2006

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An ugly, fat woman. Usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.
Combines the words "heifer", and "loaf" as in meatloaf. Heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.

I got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf I met at a bar.

by Meaty Portion December 12, 2007

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Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

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heppen

A variation on happen, often used online to cover up for typo's

Dave: so what do you think will heppen tomorrow?
Zane: Not much, I don't have that much money

by Caleb Ferguson July 3, 2008

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hepeater

n. hepeater
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who hepeats or has previously hepeated an otherwise-identifying person
plural n.: hepeaters

Noun: “Ugh. He’s such a hepeater.”
Pluralised noun: “Watch out, they’re all hepeaters. Keep your ideas to yourself until they’re gone.”

by BerylliumLithium December 8, 2019

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