hellies

my one and only ting ting : she`s loveable and funnieeee : she makes me smilee when i`m sad and i love her with all my heart =

Foo foo <3`s ting ting.

by christina January 6, 2005

helpcentre

A place of work for IT related problems, wherein the customer calls in angrily that nothing is working, only to find they've forgotten their password.

My system is so slow it's unbearable please health check it I'm sick of rebooting and calling the helpcentre. To then be answered, your password is wrong you mong.

by ChrisLeing May 6, 2015

Helping a Settlement

verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4

I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.

by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Helfie

A self-photograph that you end up having a friend take for you. Usually this is because your hands are full or you want to get more of you in the shot but left your selfie-stick at home. What would have been a selfie becomes a helfie.

I want to get a shot of me holding all these cantaloupes, will you take a helfie for me?

by Scrib Death May 20, 2019

helper bra

That thing chicks use to make their breasts look stablized

Joe: Is that a helper bra?
Sally: Theres nothing wrong with a little help!

by Toney the Tiger October 14, 2019

Helfie

Happens when an individual takes an image of themselves and a helicopter is involved in some capacity - in a helicopter, posing next to a helicopter, flying the helicopter... to show how ballin' they are

"Who's taking the chopper out today, daddy had it yesterday?"
"Me darling"
"Oh don't forget to take a Helfie today for the gram"

"Off to the Grand Canyon next week on a helicopter tour"

"YOU MUST GET A HELFIE"

"Look a helicopter Mo"
"Quick Vix, let's get a Helfie and pretend it's ours"

by Wixy February 25, 2020