sonic the hedgehog

the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"

-sonic the hedgehog
by C. 40 January 06, 2010
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Sonic the hedgehog

A Hedgehog that used to be cool, until he went 3D.

In 1993 a cool cartoon actually spawned from the sonic universe, it had a dark plot and everything. Then one day it disapeared. After that and S&K there have been no good ideas.
Sonic the Hedgehog

Old School Gamer: DR. EGGMAN!? WTF!!?

reet: Dr. Eggman is a luser sonic owns him all the time. ZOMG AND SHADOW IS GOING TO HAVE A GUN IN HIS NEXT GAME!! ITS GONA TOTALLY OWN HALO!11

Old School Gamer: I would like to meet the people responsible for this...
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Hurling the Hedgehog

Young lady not shy of pushing her trimmed beaver around the block !!! Often found in Southend on Sea wearing White stilletoes and no knickers !!!!!
I saw that reb out on saturday she was with her sixth different bloke in two weeks........man, she is just hurling the hedgehog everywhere !!!!
by gogogreen September 07, 2007
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Hedgehogs Head

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.
Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.
by Spineoid May 24, 2018
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Tyler the Hedgehog

An average oc sonic character, most common for sonic fans. You can't unfuck your brain when you google his name.
Person One: Have you seen any great sonic characters?

Person Two: YEah that Tyler the Hedgehog is dank and NSFW.

Person One: Alright i'll check him out on the down low.
by LotsOfLove69 March 10, 2017
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Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.
Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.
by Caevanus October 17, 2014
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Silver the Hedgehog

“Hey, isn’t that Silver the Hedgehog?”
“No you dipshit, that’s Trunks from Dragon Ball Z
by LteEeeeeee August 05, 2022
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