Caevanus's definitions

Mississippi Hedgehog

To squat over a person's face, allowing them to witness the majestic beauty of a hedgehog emerging from it's hole before it is forcefully thrust from the hole whence it came, with a hot wave of steaming, watery Mississippi mud.

Stephen is such a nature enthusiast that he spends almost every night admiring Mississippi Hedgehogs with his friends.

by Caevanus October 17, 2014

Kentucky Railroad

A sexual act similar to a 'train', in which all participants are family members

My brothers and I are taking Grandma for a trip on the Kentucky Railroad

by Caevanus October 17, 2014