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having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.
"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
by jahm3z April 20, 2009
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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
by A Real Commie July 1, 2019
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having a go

Complaining, threatening or telling off another person.
Stop having a go at me!
I was like having a phat go at him.
by Tom January 16, 2005
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having a ball

Old people for "Having fun"...If you're under 30, then you've probably never said this(unsarcastically).
Elderly person 1:Are you kids Having a ball?
Young person 1:....what?
by Georgio armani February 17, 2008
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Having a Snapchat streak with your Ex

Having a snap streak with your ex would mainly mean there are still feelings. If you're in a relationship why would you ruin it to go back to the past. If your ex is in a relationship why would they ruin theirs to have a damn streak with another girl/boy that isn't family.
"New streak?" "Heck no I'm not messing around with you anymore". Having a Snapchat streak with your ex that you are not close to isn't right
by Haigan March 19, 2017
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Having a mare

Having a nightmare. Being in a bad/awkward situation.
"I got fired in work then crashed into the back of someone when I was driving home. I've just been having a mare"
by supernovabelterchild July 10, 2009
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not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.
Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.
by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2005
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