Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Harified

Nerding the shit out of spreadsheet so that normal people can't read it. Also known as ramming the sheet.

That spreadsheet was harified. This sheet has been rammed.

by 119wrestle March 31, 2022

Haribo Genocide

The crime of mass killing haribos, especially cola bottles.

Haribo genocide is a serious crime.

by ColaBottleKilla November 3, 2022

K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.

I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.

by Sy23 April 17, 2012

cheeky hagrid

While dancing with your partner, slide your hand downwards onto your partners arse cheek. Like Hagrid does at the ball, in Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire.

See Nathan is giving the cheeky Hagrid a try on his hot missus.

by Fuckdif January 13, 2018

PS1 hagrid

PS1 Hagrid is the embodiment of sexiness when you see him he makes you cum spontaneously

“PS1 hagrid is so hot he makes me cum every time I see him”

“Me to”

by Moist hagrid December 8, 2020

Dirty haaris

When you rub your knob on a cactus and get an old age pensioner to take a colossal shit on your chest while a baboon fists your ass

Hey chad, I went and did a dirty haaris today!

by ChikaWanda June 2, 2023