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hank johnson, sr

a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.
"I was visited by hank johnson, sr last night and i need an ice pack for my nuts, juan."
by robitio57 January 9, 2009
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Hank Drum

A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.
Man, that hank drum sounds good!
by focorockstar May 8, 2010
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Hank'd

Hank'd |hangkt| -verb: To be ahead in fantasy football going into the Monday night and watch your lead and victory dwindle away only to lose in the waning moments of the football weekend. Most effective when the final margin of victory is very small, or the amount overcome is very large. Most frustrating when all of your players have already played and all hope for you scoring anymore points is lost. In reference to the immortal voice of Hank Williams, Jr.'s "Are you ready for some football!?!"
Anthony: "I thought I would beat Justin this weekend because I was up 10 going into Monday Night Football. But he had Pierre Garcon, who scored 20 points, so I got Hank'd."

Josh: "I was ahead by like 5.1 going into Monday night, but my opponent was Adam. He had LT, and he totally Hank'd me."
by Joesph Christopher Carter October 29, 2010
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Hank Hill Ass

To have a buttox that closely resembles the tookus of Hank Hill from King of the Hill which looks flat and gross.
Wow, Diana has a Hank Hill Ass. I guess she must sell propane on the side.
by Shawntell Gee August 4, 2010
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hank hill badonkadonk

You have an extremely flat ass to the point that you almost dont even have one which is usually frowned upon.
Boy1: Man, can you believe her flat booty.
Boy2: I know, she has hank hill badonkadonk.
by mr.diddles5615 August 16, 2015
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Hank Green

Hank Green is probably best known for being one half of the Vlogbrothers on Youtube with his brother John Green. On said channel, Hank often writes and performs songs - usually of a comedic nature - talks about Harry Potter and other nerdy subjects, and does challenges/punishments that the Nerfighters give him (such as humping many of the landmarks in his town of Missoula Montana). A common joke for the Vlogbrothers is that when John does a Question Tuesday (rarely on a Tuesday), he answers the question, "Who the eff is Hank?" by reading the definition for another person, place, or thing, such as the sun or the breed of John's dog.

He is also known for being the creator of DFTBA records (a production company that signs YouTube artists such as Charlieissocoollike and DaveDays), the founder of EcoGeek (a very well-known and respected environmental website), and one of the founders of the Mars Society.

Hank lives in Missoula Montana with his wife - The Katherine - and their cat Cameo. He has Ulcerative Colitis, a problem which frequently plagues him, and has a habit of flipping off Hummers.
Person 1: Did you see the new Vlogbrothers video yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah! It was great; I always love when Hank Green performs a song on Song Wednesday.
by NerdfighterSarah July 7, 2011
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hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.
dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
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