Leathered as a handlebar

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009

jug handle

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.

"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."

by Bill M. December 17, 2004

hanalei

adj: a seriously deep and precise statement conveyed through sharp humor and extensive wit. (can be made into a verb if req'd.)

Everything that girl says is so hanalei, I want to have her babies.

by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 14, 2006

Eden Haneches

Said about a certain person who is an asset. That person being very valuable too a group or team- therefore, an asset.

Amit, we need you in the game tomorrow, you are as important as Eden Haneches. If you don't participate, we will lose.

by Tet4Original January 2, 2022

handle up

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

handlebars

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

by CasKat April 20, 2006