Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Halfinated

Having had just the first of two vaccine shots

Tony, who is only halfinated, contends he no longer has to wear a mask.

by PahWah March 17, 2021

HALINAR

A loud, boisterous, male prone to outburst when not getting their way, often poor with a small penis.

Did you see Fred turn Halinar last night?
Yeah, shit was embarrassing, He should probably kill himself.

by Definitely not Antoinne September 11, 2023

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

Mr Helping Hands

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.

1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.

by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018

money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

Cyanide And Happiness

Cyanide and Happiness is a black comedy web comic that uses high impact crude and offensive humor to talk about serious topics. The comics normally involve simple drawn characters doing really crude things. It later got a show called “The Cyanide and Happiness Show!” And a YouTube channel. In 2021 it got a videogame called “Cyanide and Happiness Freakpocalypse: Hall Pass To Hell.”

Have you read the new Cyanide and Happiness Comic?

by Sober Blam April 25, 2023