harmony

A beautiful funny loving girl.she can be annoying at times but she is hard not to fall in love wit. And rite wen u meet her u will b wanting to never let go of her she is shorter than most..she is a unique person u would b impressed with her in bed even for her first time she usauly acts like she doesn't Know much but she plays dumb most of the time and if she texts u and argues with u a lot than she most likely likes you she only wants one person in her life

Wow Harmony ur the best I ever had in bed

Harmony I miss you, u left your mark on me
have u guys heard about the new girl harmony she is very pretty

by rock it place April 26, 2015

halona

a very very very beautiful girl

oh she helluh halona, ima get at dat.

by israelizdummyiz March 15, 2007

haxmonkey

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.

Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...

by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".

"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."

by clemsos January 17, 2013

harmonic sex

It's where you stick a twig up your dick-hole

Harmonic sex is hilarious

by Dick pocket March 5, 2017

hammons

A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.

If you're a Nico-kun, then you're a hammons.
I wish I had a hammons in my life.

by Potabrolord March 3, 2018