Hp

Spanish slang for hue puta

Me: hey mom I messed up badly

mom: hp ahora que

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

HP

(noun) short form of "hippo" (The King of Rubbish)
(adjective) smart; tall; handsome; good

"HPs are kind and friendly, their favorite food is gua." or "My computer loads very fast, it's so hp."
Hippo kingdom for life

by Hippo🦛 January 10, 2021

Hps...jess.x

My tiktok friend who makes me laugh every time I see her videos best creator in tiktok (made by hps..chris.x)

Hps...jess.x is cute not in a weird way(:

by Hps..chris.x March 16, 2021

HP

From french: habileté de la pensée. Used in the grading systems across french Canadian schools. used to reference someone's intelligence or a power move using a lot of iq. Often used sarcastically.

Bob: i put a mattress under the window so the girl can get out when my gf gets home
kyle: HP

by Yeetors May 31, 2021

HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025