Harrisburg Hot Pocket 

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, a Harrisburg Hot Pocket involves a man (or woman with strap-on) to poop into a woman's vagina WHILE she is currently on her period -- then they proceed to have vaginal intercourse.

Situational:
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"

Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"

Harrisburg Hot Pocket by Why Havent I Been Adopted Yet September 6, 2013

harrison koisser 

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.

"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"

harrison koisser by alex turnah November 13, 2013

Red Harrison 

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.

Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"

Red Harrison by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012

Stetson-Harrison method 

A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.

As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.

Stetson-Harrison method by trurl December 15, 2008

Harrison Ford 

Genovial,Amazing, God-like

People say and joke that Chuck Norris is amazing, but he has nothing on Harrison Ford.

Harrison Ford by Jason Cornmuffin May 31, 2006

harrison

the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur momma

that’s my sweet boy, harrison

harrison by Spidermilk June 28, 2019

Harrison

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, kind to everyone, hottest looking guy you've ever seen, best style ever, makes your heart sink every time you look at him, always makes you happy no matter what state your in, gives you butterflies every time you see him, can always put a smile on your face.

have you ever met harrison? well you should because he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.

Harrison by Jiords <3 February 28, 2013