Brothel guts

A horrible man who loves to have sex with numerous prostitutes of all ages and sizes.

Frank went to hundreds of brothels and had sex with thousands of prostitutes, he is a real Brothel guts.

by Cobber1 October 21, 2013

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Feel the guts

Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts

I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).

My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.

by SlyD0g March 27, 2013

crumpet gut

A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.

Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.

by BigWebstar May 21, 2010

cuddle gut

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.

"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"

Muscles aren't for me, I need a man with a cuddle gut

by Jewels19 November 23, 2014

ghetto gut

n. the round belly that comes from the attempt to develop a ghetto booty.

"Rhonda was going to McDonald's every day to try and build up a ghetto booty for that video shoot, but all she got was a ghetto gut."

by alchemycodex March 25, 2010