Glock

Penis, cock, dick, johnson, viener, weiner, rod, frankfurter, meat whistle, sausage, the ness, wrinkle beast, package, wood, pecker, shaft, wang, paddywacker, twinkie, male genetalia, junk, pee pee, firemans hose, willie, ding dong, unit, prick, peter, chubby, love stick, love pump, dicksicle, blowpop, chode, weasel, codpiece, anaconda, slinky, dicksac

yeah she's fine, just like my glock

by Kambrose Whitehorse February 20, 2009

Glock 18

A machine pistol manufactured by Glock GmbH. It is essentially a select-fire Glock 17 that is very dangerous to fire with one hand and suicide to dual-wield. It completely redefines the term "spray-and-pray".

The robbers' Glock 18s had even the SWAT team diving for cover.

by Zolotros June 15, 2009

glocktopus

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.

Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.

by glocktopus July 11, 2006

Glocklacocka

Someone who cums so fast that it seems like they're burst-firing a glock.

I know, he HAS to be a glocklacocka!

by Chargedpking May 24, 2011

guacket

"Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.

This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.

Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?

Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX

Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?

Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.

by canpakes July 28, 2011

Glocky

A Glock semi-automatic pistol

Glocky in the whip

by glocku August 16, 2017

Gucka

Something gross; Something nasty; disgusting

"Eww there is Gucka in my hair!!" , " Umm you have some Gucka on your face"

by Jayqueen January 4, 2018