Gruffuncle

A dirty, smelly,hairy, piece of toast.

While watching tv:

Ana: " eeew mom! there's some gruffuncle under the tv!

by Carl the llama December 5, 2010

Guffy

A legend. Guffy (also known as King Guffy) is a great Siege & Call of Duty player. Guffy gets all the b*tches.

Friend 1: Did you hear about what happened in the CoD league?
Friend 2: Yeah, Guffy f*cked sh*t up.

by KingGuffy June 1, 2020

gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

gruffle

the hair that grows on the lower part of your back, and is a proof of masculinity

man my gruffle hair's finally coming through!

by cw113 September 12, 2008

Gruffydd

A guy who emotionally a wreck

Falls in love with a girl he cant get and complains about it

Regarded in Welsh as a 'Pidyn'

Ughhhh is Gruffydd here?

by Smolboi89 November 22, 2021

gruff

1) A crusty exterior of an object

2) Random blabbering while laughing

1) Ugh, dude, my finger is gruff

2) She kept trying to tell me what happened at the football yesterday, but she was talkin' gruff.

by Khorn November 6, 2008

Gruffing

To use lollypop sticks to pleasure your partners rectum area.

I was gruffing my mums son last night, it was awesome!

by loraa July 24, 2015