Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

Sam Goorno

Any 12-year-olds who can adequately sauce on black children.

John: Man, did you see how Sam Goorno sauced on those black kids?
Rob: Yeah man, shit was wild!

by Goorn0 September 30, 2020

Ganja goorooed

A person who is stoned out of there minds

Dude I’m ganja goorooed

by Tgooed March 12, 2021

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.

Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.

by Old Morty August 30, 2017

groob

it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says

my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today

by T-man October 27, 2004

grooler

the tailgaters fantasy; a mixture of a grill and a cooler as seen in recent bud light commercials

"you ready for some tailgateing tonight?"

"yeah man did you hear todd just bought the grooler"

"atta boy todd"

by 7th flo crew September 3, 2009