grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

grood

good and great=grood...homestarrunner!

Man that guy looks grood!

by Amanda January 17, 2005

grood

An unit of measurement referring to an amount of leftover food that is too small to be a real portion size but too big to eat right then just to get rid of it. It is often a source of irritation after big meals or parties.

Example 1: Does anyone want to eat this grood of guacamole?

Example 2: I hate it when we have a grood of chips left after a party. We can't throw them out but nobody wants to eat them either.

by Newbia L. August 28, 2012

Grookey

When you inject your urethrae with green food coloring and cum on the face of a black person

Friend 1: Yo my buddy let me do a grookey to him.
Friend 2: Holy fuck man that's so awesome.

by FlyingSquid422 November 23, 2019

groom

Either of two male principals in a civil union.

The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!

by Adam n' Steve November 5, 2004

groogaly

The defintion of when a couple is in a relationship and the man continually gropes the girls boobs...or any other part of the body

Kathy's boyfriend was a groogaly type of guy!

by igotworms July 14, 2006

Groodge

An alternate spelling of grooge.

The peak of the bum crack where it meets the lower back.

The princess got an eyeful of Sir Marmaduke's groodge as he removed his chainmail.

by The all seeing ear June 29, 2015