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Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)
The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.
by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010
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GRID

A word used to suppress feelings of negativity when faced with Otterburn like adversity. Or a word to agree mutual understanding.
Ok, lads standby going up this howling hill carrying a 352 radio and the ground is wet. Also this hill has 5 false peaks.

GRID
by R.Evo January 4, 2012
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Gridiron Gang Bang

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.
Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.
by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008
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Flap Gliding

Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.

Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.

The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.

With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?

Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.

Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?

Jon: It's good for the back too.
by JonnyMSC October 26, 2009
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Griddy

when you go out to depost the garbage and you are gangbanged by 5 raccoons in the mouth, ears, and nose
Dad: why did it take you so long to take out the garbage son?
son: No reason, I just go griddy
Dad: I remember my first time now go and wash out your ears before it drys
son: thanks Dad
by IGetGriddyEveryNight March 15, 2022
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grid

The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.
Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.
by BlastMaster June 16, 2003
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on griddy

friend: i wanna buttfuck all my homies
me: on griddy
by yeetmeat_ December 22, 2022
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