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garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
by phat_phuc October 30, 2014
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garrett high school

A high school where only sports matter, the principal is a prick, and the girls sleep with their biology partners. Not one virgin seems to exist. Most girls think they're better than others and the guys are to cocky to function. Roll Big Train ladies and gents.
"I go to Garrett High School if that says anything"
by yikkkkes15 May 27, 2017
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fuckboy garry

A tall teen with a very awkward name. He try's to hit on every girl but everybody know that Gary has no game so he usually gets ignored. He is always wearing his nike long socks mostly the elite where it tells you which sock is the right foot. Good thing for Garry since he's a fucking moron.
Fuckboy Garry tried to get my number ewwww
by Fuckboy detector February 3, 2015
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Garrotte

The victim was tied to the instrument and his or her neck forced inside the iron collar. With the handle that can be seen in the picture, the executioner slowly crushed the victim's neck causing death from asphyxia.
Garrotte is a type of torture method
by Dahurian September 19, 2015
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Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.
Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt
by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016
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Garrett

Garrett is a social human being who always relies on his family friends to organize meet ups. You'll never see him in anything but a collared button up shirt. Always up for a game of laser tag or pool. He is a great funny loyal human being.
Garrett:We should definitely meet up some time.
Person1:Yes, we should
Garrett:Let's ask Kobe to organize someththing
Person 1:Wow Garrett
by Violxttt December 26, 2017
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garren stitt

e-boy that plays marty on disney's andi mack. he is also black.
Garren Stitt is the nubian king. HE founded Africa. He also killed Christopher Columbus.
by lukemullen March 16, 2019
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