In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Grader Box

While have sex in the missionary possion the male stands up, while still coupled, and punches the female in the stomach causeing her vagina to contract, then quickly backs up while she is stll clinched, like a tractor dragging a grader box

Matt: "Hey Troy, you owe me some new sheets
Troy: "Why is that?"
Matt: "I ripped through my sheets giving your mom a Grader Box, last night."

by fishermenrock September 20, 2012

7th Grader

A 12-13 year old that is to young to know anything but to old to not know anything, Thinks they're depressed and emo but later on regrets they're actions because of it. Most 2000s 7th graders want to forget the year completely because of how embarrassing it was.

7th grader: someone that wears all black and insists that the one strand of hair in front of their face counts as "bangs"

by Please let me forget September 17, 2020

7th Grader

A human being easily recognized by the need of a punch to the face.

damn, the new 7th Grader's are even worse then we were!

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021

normal 6th grader

Every other 6th grader but they have a brain, they do the following
-Not vape in the bathrooms
-Not associate with gangs and say swear words
-Dont use the app tiktok as a brainwasher

Props to the 6th graders who are normal as they're the ones you need to be friends with.

The normal 6th graders are really different from your average troublemaking 6th grader -Person -1

by MannyMandle01 March 3, 2024

“they are an 8th grader”

Phrase used to describe a person who posts very aesthetically pleasing stories just like an 8th grader.

Omg look at her story! “they are an 8th grader”

by VvvvVvvvvioletss October 28, 2023

Fourth Grader Flame Thrower

A fourth grader flame thrower is when a lighter and aerosol can are used to make a large flame. It is called a fourth grader flame thrower by some because those are materials kids can easily get access to in their houses. Because they are still adolescents, they are find it amusing to burn other objects using these home made flame throwers. Despite the name, it is still enjoyable for many older people, typically men.

How are we going to make a camp fire with just a lighter? I have spray deodorant in my bag, lets make a Fourth Grader Flame Thrower.

by strangemysteriousdullemptyvoid April 10, 2024