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Tha Taint Grabba

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
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grabbable

adj. A girl at any spot that is easy going and approachable.
Them bitches at the bar were hella grabbable.
by 53 N Company January 14, 2007
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Grabbing

Grabbing is the courtship routine within the pikey fraternity, normally used on one's sister to show your sexual attraction to her by attempted molestation.
I saw your boi last night, he was out grabbing your sister.
by sheepdogtrainer January 22, 2011
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Grabbing

'Grabbing' is a method of seduction used by gypsy adolescent males on gypsy females - verging upon sexual assault.

Grabbing is performed by harassing the female (usually in a social situation), taking a grip of her arm and not letting go until you receive a kiss.
Jonboy and Waynehead head to another campsite on a grabbing mission.
by RockySamboa January 26, 2011
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dick grabber

"Jen grabbed my dick while I was dancing with her at the frat party last night"
"Yeah... everyone knows Jen is a dick grabber"
by Bray420 April 16, 2007
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ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.
fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube
by major_delmac March 4, 2005
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Grabania

A country located in Eastern Europe right next to Hoobastankia and Dumb-fuckistan. Grabania is the largest exporters of Prostitution and Murder. By murder they mean having a tourist pay 5 dollars and get a Grabania tank and an M14 and our allowed a killing spree of one hour.
Their leader who rules with a Platinum fist is Paul Grabania. An expert in Channing and /b/-ing.
In Grabania, corpse digs up YOU and has sex at 2AM.
Their motto: "Grabania. Hey at least we ain't as bad as Dumb-fuckistan over there."
by Tagard McStone May 2, 2007
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