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growing a tail

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.
Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!
by tugyanuts March 8, 2022
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Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid
Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”
by Iamgoonman September 13, 2022
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Always Growing

One who is always pressing forward mentally as well as physically for the result of growth. Always succeeds.
Marcus, the Harvard educated doctor is always growing between the gym and research for his study.
by Marcus_Aurelius March 15, 2010
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Glorious Glowing Locks

A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.
Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.
by Beltazar November 9, 2017
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Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.
"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"
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Fast Growing Hierarchy

The fast growing hierarchy (shortened to FGH) is a method of defining large numbers. It takes in two inputs.

We define f(0,n) = n+1. For example: f(0,3) = 4. Next step is iteration. f(1,n) is f(0,f(0...f(0,n)...)) where f(0,...) is iterated n times. For example, f(1,2) = f(0,f(0,2)) = 4. Same rules for f(m,n).

Now let's define what ordinals are. Very simplified, they're a kind of infinity.
Consider this: |||....|

This has infinite sticks, but there's a 1st stick, 2nd stick... the last stick is the ωth stick. You can have ω+1, ω+2, ω+3 etc too. For our purposes, a limit ordinal is an ordinal that has no finite part at the end (so ω+3 is not a limit ordinal but ω×3 is.).

So how can we use this within FGH? We need to define a fundamental sequence (FS). An FS is the steps we take to reach a new limit ordinal. So the FS for ω is 0,1,2... and for ω×2 it's ω,ω+1,ω+2...
We can write this as: ωn = n, ω×2n = ω+n, ω^2n = ω×n and so on. There are more ordinals, but it'll do for our purposes.

This is not the only system for an FS. There's more, but I cannot fit it in an entry.

Now consider an ordinal α. Now FGH can be defined concretely:
for f(α,n):
if α is 0, it is n+1.
if α is not a limit ordinal, it is f(α-1,f(α-1...f(α-1,n)...)) where f(α-1,...) is iterated n times.
if α is a limit ordinal, it is f(αn,n).

Let's do an example: f(ω,3) = f(3,3) = f(2,f(2,f(2,3))). I know that f(2,n) = n×2^n, so it's 1.804356 × 10^15151336, which is HUGE! Imagine how large f(ω,10) is.
Graham's Number is approximately equal to f(ω+1,3) within the Fast Growing Hierarchy.
by cyclopentane December 1, 2022
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prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline
Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.
by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023
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