goonking

to be the greatest of all gooners. The skibidi king. Like charles, Believe it!

omg charlie you are literally the goonking. Dattebayo!

by xn2a December 17, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between goon and monkey which is used to describe an extremely unproductive person or a procrastinator

this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Goonie

One who is gooned too, in the sense of goonsesh.

Man, I had a rather large goon session last night and my goonie was your mum

by MyPseudonymWithAY March 26, 2025

gookie

a man’s perineum.

guy: they ate my gookie so good last night.

other person: oooh, i know that gookie good.

by cuntress-in-action March 15, 2026

bushwick goonies (BG)

The yougest gang to ever show people that even kids can have as much respect as everybody else

Bushwick goonies (bg) ALL DAY

by mickey M....... November 28, 2010

Pee gookie brown

Pee gookie brown is the definition for when she poo on the dih, when you do anal you’re dih will look like a gookie and it’s brown hence, “pee gookie brown.”

“Yo bro last week I got traumatized after she pee gookie Browned my dih”

by Happy Day5 January 25, 2026