damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.

Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.

by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014

Goods

anything GOOD-(girls, drugs, electronics,wheels etc.)usually holding some sort of value.

Those sneakers are some goods.
That chick is some goods.
Yo Spano, break out those goods and line 'em up on this CD case.

by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005

got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states

damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Gordasaurus

An adjective to describe something bad-ass, cool, or just plain awesome. Combination of Gord (a variant of the word good) and Tyrannasaurus Rex, the most bad ass of dinosaurs.

Elise: "How was the cake?"
Max: "It was fucking Gordasaurus"

by JUTS95 February 20, 2011

Good as Obama's word.

A updated variation of "not worth the paper it's printed on". From Obama's making promises about something, and then not keeping them. An outright lie that you deny or try to explain away as not being what you meant to say. Something , or someone that you don't dare trust.

I'm told that guy is nothing but a conman. He's as good as Obama's word.

by knowman December 8, 2013

GoodAfterMorning

It's not the afternoon, evening,morning,or night, ITS GOODAFTERMORNING!!

Person 1: WhY dO YoU aLwAYs SAy gOOdAfTeRmOrNiNG?
Person 2: Because it's an easier way to say good afternoon.
Person 1: oH oK

by Notmeitsyou March 5, 2019

Patti Goodstriker

means to experience the very best of life by exploring new and interesting places with minimum of risk and worry. Lay back relax enjoy - life is good - enjoy each day.

Patti Goodstriker - It's like a massage where all you worries fall away and you fall asleep during the process - bliss!

by that nice man 51 February 10, 2010