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Goverment

History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie
by P0S1D3N October 11, 2016
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Gomer

A huge pile (in reference to Gomer Pyle) or line of any powder-type of substance that is to be snorted or inhaled using a straw into the nostril.
I've only been doing small lines lately, so I figured I was ready to step it up by snorting a gomer.
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Goderator

A god and a moderator. The most powerful person in a game.
Dude, you are a goderator now? Don't ban me!
by lolcowz September 20, 2009
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bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.
"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

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The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.
by avatarvia October 5, 2011
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gomer

A Viet Cong or North Vietnamese soldier. A less-used derisive slang reference used during the Vietnam War.
The gomer's most popular weapon was the AK-47.
by gourmando April 26, 2004
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golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
Watch out for that golfer!!!
by TVL April 13, 2005
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golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.
Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha
by nastynnas September 10, 2009
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