Glory-Yorking

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life

*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking

by Flatboyence November 8, 2015

Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.

Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner

by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015

Concealing Glory

When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.

Mate: Jim you fucking crossing your legs, you Concealing Glory?

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010