playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Too lazy to get fat

The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)

Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"

David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"

by DeKrow June 1, 2007

to get even

to do something to someone to even out what they did to you

I heard Emily was talking about me behind my back. I am going to have to get even with her and talk about her behind her back.

by dannytrum February 17, 2015

Trying to get my D Wet

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

by The 'Don' July 27, 2009

you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

what to get your girlfriend

something no man will ever know

Kevin: do you know what to get your girlfriend
Joe: fuck no! No man does!

by me (duh) December 21, 2006

Trying to get right

To ask to go out with someone

“ aye boo you trying to get right ?” I could treat you good

by hijbbdyuhbc May 31, 2018