Gentleman's Time

A man's private time spent masturbating. A term first used on the Showtime series "The United States of Tara".

I had blue balls after I didn't get laid last night, but I took some gentleman's time and felt much better.

by Jonny Read February 26, 2009

league of gentlemen

A piece of twisted british genius from four oddly likeable guys. Not to be confused with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which sucked.

see also:
Jeremy Dyson
Steve Pemberton
Mark Gatiss
Reece Shearsmith

there's a League of Gentlemen film in the works. It WON'T have Sean Connery in it.

by Atari April 6, 2004

Gentleman's reading room

The one room of the house where one may comfortably peruse the Auto Trader from cover to cover. The shitter

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

gentlemen of leisure

A group of men who enjoy fraternizing periodically and engaging in various leisurely activities such as sporting events, entertaining, dining, dancing, and pursuing women. Also can be singular, gentleman of leisure, and can also denote pimp-like behavior.

Iceberg Slim was a lady's man in his younger days, he was a pimp and was part of the gentlemen of leisure club.

by pknyc1 October 30, 2005

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

Gentleman's Re-Rack

During the game of Beer Pong, otherwise known as Beirut, a team can call a Gentleman's Re-Rack only when two cups remain on the opponents side.

The name "Gentleman's Re-Rack" alludes to the fact that it can be called even if all of the teams re-racks are exhausted, and it is seen as a gentlemanly gesture to grant them one last re-rack (seeing as the last two cups are often far away from one another).

Unlike normal re-racks, a "Gentleman's" can be called mid-turn. Although a call for a "Gentleman's" can legally be rejected, the team that rejects it will forever be labeled selfish cowards.

The actual structure of a "Gentleman's Re-Rack" is two cups in a vertical line, running parallel to the sides of the table.

Team 1 "Hey yo, lemme' get Gentleman's Re-Rack"

Team 2 "yeah sure"

Team 1 "Can you straighten that out a bit?"

Team 2 "No doubt."

by Young CB Buck June 11, 2009

Gentlemen's Handbook

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.

Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015