geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.

Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007

star-gazer

Another word for prostitute,was used by Irish immigrants during the great potato famine in New York.

(Reiley) Aye Bill, she be real star-gazer, eh?
(Mortemer) Aye, that she is Joe, that she is...

by Tim Pilcher October 18, 2005

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009