Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you think you have diarrhea but you only have loud wet farts.

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis.

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Nick Gasparino

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.

Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Trent Gaspard

A last resort band director at an elementary school, because the kids have the same mind-set as him, and he couldn’t keep a W job.

Is Trent Gaspard still South Beau’s band director? Nahhh he’s with his kind now, we got Mr. Smothers tho!

by Bandkid22 December 7, 2023

Trent gaspard

A last resort band director for an elementary school, because the kids have the same mental state as him, and he couldn’t keep a W job.

Is Trent Gaspard still the assistant band director at South Beau? Nahh he’s with his people now, but we got Mr. Smothers, talk abt an upgrade!

by Bandkid22 December 7, 2023

number one gasser

Somebody who is always talking shit.

Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!

by lobwedge November 14, 2011