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Female Groomer

Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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groomfag

A guy that gets married and then adds his wife's name to his last name.
"man can you believe that groomfag, i bet he'd still take it in the ass if he could get it"
by Mike234234234 August 29, 2007
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Simon Groom

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.
My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.
by Wow_Really December 7, 2018
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Boomer groomer

A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)
Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer
by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019
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groomnuts

Groomnuts are zoelaverne fans
I hate groomnuts
by .17sharlis January 19, 2021
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