British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.

Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.

by Empomeow March 29, 2019

Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short

Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

by StarShiningAgain October 30, 2019

Polish Goodbye

When a person leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye. The same as an Irish Goodbye.

"I just saw your ladyfriend getting into a cab."
"What? I thought she was just going to the bathroom."
"Ah, the Polish Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

Post-Goodbye Depression

The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.

You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.

by Alain Kribler May 1, 2014

hello & goodbye

The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".

My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.

by Bangin the cart girl July 16, 2014

Versailles Goodbye

Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield

I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye

by Andrew Byford June 15, 2019

Dirish Goodbye

When your name is Diana and you have too many cocktails and say you need to go to the bathroom, put kids to bed, check the oven, take the dog out, feed the hogs, etc and you leave your guests and never come back. You’ve Dirished Goodbyed them.

“Oh you thought she was coming back. Sucker, she Dirish Goodbyed you”

by Frankly I’m the best September 3, 2021