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Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018
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Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
by Onrops September 18, 2018
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Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.
by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019
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Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019
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garlic

Grim gipping rank rancid manky minging vile foul disgusting revolting stinky smelly sordid horrible hideous sickening shit people actually eat and then it oozes out of all their holes constantly for days and can be smelled from miles around.
Eww garlic's manky as shit that's been festering in a box of maggots
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 26, 2019
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Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.
Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017
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Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"
by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017
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