Gaither

Origin: Latin for "dramatic"

Refers to a heterosexual male that may or may not have any of the following characteristics:

1) Enjoys watching One Tree Hill and tries to make the show a reality in his own life
2) Creeps on girls on facebook
3) Creeps on girls in real life
4) Only showers on rare occasions (shower may or may not be taken while drinking a beer)
5) Sleeps 19 hours a day
6) Does little to no school work

If you have 3 or more of these characteristics please seek immediate psychological help

"Dude, that kid over there is starting to act like a real gaither these days"

by raider9443 May 19, 2009

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003

emo gathering

A gathering of at least 10 emos to decide what is the best method of cutting themselves and the instraments they use. Usally in a public place where they get pleasure in gaining pity from common people

John: look, an emo gathering in kfc
pete: i feel sorry for them. Really all they do for society is spread abuse

by D G FELLA January 16, 2009

Gasterbation

When you finger your butt, and you fart out a lot of gas

I just had gasterbation

by Billiam Beaver September 15, 2017

Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.

I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.

by Vit June 30, 2003

gathered

When you collect a bitch by dragging them by the head of the hair. To make one scared of you.

Katherine gathered Uma after Uma stole Kay's song.

by goldyloxxx69 January 5, 2017

Magic the Gathering

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.

Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.

by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009