madame-fucker

an extension of mother-fucker, when you're tired of the unchanging swearing word motherfucker, try madame fucker, it'll be a refreshing experience.

Wazzup, motherfucker.
yo, watch your mouth, or Imma fuk u up.
alright, madame-fucker.
that's better, bro

by ftynu October 21, 2010

Buddy Fucker

In military lingo, also a "Bravo Foxtrot."

Sergeant: "I outrank you, so I'll put myself in for the one weekend pass."
Private: "Roger that, Bravo Foxtrot."
Sergeant: "Huh?"
Private: "Buddy Fucker, ya'deuche!"

by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006

fuckernaut

An unstoppable asshole, (combination of the words Fucker and Juggernaut)

That guy at the bar was a real fuckernaut!

by ReconfigureYou March 22, 2010

fuck fucker

A cockblocker who prevents you from getting laid, or, if you are in the middle of sex they somehow ruin it.

Mark is such a fuck fucker, now I'll never get with Katy.

by Avolin May 21, 2004

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

smug fucker

the all knowing - or seemingly all knowing - creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.

"Because of my deep knowledge and experience, I will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective."

(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) "blow it out your ass, smug fucker"

by groundedsteve December 28, 2011

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012