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femo

1. A fat emo - complete outcasts with emos and most likely the rest of the world
2. Fake emo - someone who runs around stating their hate for their fathers, advertising pathetic cuts etc
"maaaaan, that chick needs to get outta those skinny leg emo jeans. She's a total femo"

F(ake)emo: Omigod, look, I cut myself something hardcore last night
Emo: Merrr
by Imogen Cronick July 2, 2006
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Flemenguine

The crossbreed of a penguine and a flamingo. Has long pink legs, stubby black body and long pink beak.
by Jen and Keiley March 28, 2003
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Femo

Pronounced 'fe-mo'

A fake emo. Someone who dyes their hair black, bastes it across their face and say that they are emo. most of the time they wear tight clothes and cry about not being emo. Most people hate them because they are filthy wannabe's and have no friends. Also, they tend to listen to crap like 'Yellowcard' and light emo shit like that. As opposed to proper emo's, that listen to screamo and heavy emo.
1) Femo: Hiya, I get off with other boys and cut myself, how are you?
Cool person 1: Listen you. Fuck off.
Cool person 2: Pfft, fucking femo's. I wish they would all die.
Random black kid: Fo' sho' dawg.
by Div_658 December 28, 2005
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Flemen

When a horse or a horse kind of animal smiles really big and its top lip flings up.
Flemen is the opposite of blemmy.
by xxAlienxx May 3, 2009
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Femoral Sex

A type of intercourse generally regarded as non-penetrative sex, in which a male partner places his penis between a male or female partner's thighs, and thrusts to create friction and achieve orgasm.
The sensation for the man can be just as great as penetrative sex (if not better), and when done where the receiving partner is female, the man's penis often rubs against the clitoris, causing the woman to orgasm, too.
Man 1: "Dude, you have GOT to try femoral sex. It is fucking AWESOME."
Man 2: "What's so great about it, if you can't put your dick in her vagina?"
Man 1: "It feels just as good--I didn't even realize I slipped out at first--AND it's the only way that she and I have cum at the SAME TIME."

Woman: "Speaking as someone with vaginismus, femoral sex is an AMAZING solution. He still gets to thrust and feel the sensation of going in (which makes him cum), while I don't have to feel any pain AND I get to orgasm!"
by fuc4Ucoff33tab1e October 16, 2018
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flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.
i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy
by Alex... March 23, 2007
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