flat earthers:My 5 page thesis on why the earth is shaped like an alex jones supplement
Page 1
Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
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Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
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Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
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THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
Page 1
Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
Page 2
Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
Page ?
Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
Page 5
THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
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A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.
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Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
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one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
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