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flapjacket

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.
by e*rex January 13, 2004
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flapjack

lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back
by sombodiididididid January 3, 2011
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kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.
"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC
by thenatas May 8, 2004
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Flapjacker

Someone who when playing a dice game, does not role the dice all the way, and just smacks the dice down in the palm of his or her hand. Thus ruining the game. After one flapjacks it is socially unacceptable to ask for a do over.

synonym:

pancake
"Yo mother fucker you flapjack more then an international house of pancakes."

"*dice roll* "Oh shit I flapjacked can I do over?"
by Lime Beard November 19, 2009
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Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make
"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"
by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009
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Flapjack

To flop onto your bed, belly down, while being naked
"Dude you've never Flapjacked after a long day?
by Chungarock January 3, 2011
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Flapjack

A vagina that is no longer tight, like it should be. Instead, it is loose and saggy. Quite funny to see, but not to use.
She had a flapjack after fucking a negro for so long.
by paintballisgay October 5, 2006
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