An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.
Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan
by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009
Get the Flabbergasted mug.Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.
by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009
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An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.
Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.
by shaboi December 15, 2008
Get the Flabbercrombie mug.Kimmy Tran. A really huge, fat redneck. Who digs chicken nuggets. Loves to lick innocent dogs that walk by.
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Get the Flabbernugget mug.definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.
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Get the flabbergastered mug.A combination of flabbergasted and befuddled. Being completely blown away and confused at the same time.
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