finehopilia

To have a fetish for Fine hoes.

Aye Bruh I think i have Finehopilia.

by Frazier Chad December 11, 2011

Firehose it

Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.

Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself

by mr_t January 1, 2015

fixey

A bicycle with direct chain drive and no ratchet mechanism, such that it does not coast. Once common only on inexpensive children's bikes and on certain specialized racing designs, the fixey configuration has gained wider popularity with the general population, especially in urban areas.

The hipster rode his fixey down the hill, pedaling steadily and furiously to keep up with gravity

by ruralmaven January 17, 2016

finehole

A distasteful person who encounters someone having a problem and actively discredits the trouble by stating that it works fine for them.

In online discussions, fineholes will seek out other fineholes to dogpile any legitimate complaint. Fineholes will often well actually while explaining how they have seen no problems.

Jill: I'm returning my VR headset, it was just too buggy.
Bob: Mine works fine.
Jill: Go away, finehole

Terry: Did you hear about that massive bug in the new Tesla cars?
Bob: Mine drives perfectly. It's just a bunch of dumb owners.
Terry: There's literally a news article, and they admitted to ...
Bob: Well, actually ...
Terry: OK, neckbeard finehole. You're blocked.

by B the B January 13, 2020

Fivehead

Fivehead is typically used as in insult towards someone-- usually if they do something stupid. It may also be the equivalent of "big brain," depending on the context.

"I cannot believe you exposed the imposters to the team! You are SUCH a fivehead."

"We won the round with our 500 Iq! I'm a fivehead."

by November Storm September 21, 2020

Fivehead

A Fivehead is a forehead plus a little bit more head.

What comes after forehead? Fivehead comes after forehead. It’s the next size up.

by MichBot April 10, 2021

Fixed

To have no balls. Like a neutered dog. Ball-less. Sore loser.

That dog is fixed. That coward is fixed.

by PhatChillin July 13, 2021