Fisherman's Mouth

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.

Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."

by ThePunkRockJester October 17, 2008

supreme fisherman

Someone who masterbates frequently. Heavy play on the word masterbate = master bait or master baitor (one who baits hooks, thus giving the person title of supreme fisherman).

I swear John never comes out of his room when mom and dad are gone, he's a f*cking supreme fisherman I tell you what"

by BlessROK April 6, 2005

sword fighter

A male homosexual. Usually used in the plural to denote two men in congress with each other.

The stall at the bus station rest room was occupied by two sword fighters.

by Skankhunter December 20, 2007

Fishering

To masturbate more than 3 times a day without stopping.

Garrett didn't come to school today because he was fishering.

by NamNat February 13, 2015

barrel chested freedom fighter

a man who has a muscular chest whom is in the armed forces (navy, army, marines ) ; A compliment.

“I’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”

“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”

by dootNootToot January 4, 2018

fisherman's tuck

A way of concealing an erection by pulling the penis up and tucking it into the waistband of the trousers, then letting the shirt hang over the top to conceal the tip of the penis poking out above the trousers.

That guy over there just used the old fisherman's tuck to hide himself.

by Maelin August 8, 2003

fisher middle school

A middle school located in Los Gatos, California that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.

At Fisher you will see a wide variety of assholes. It is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. You can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much "non-fat" yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of Jeffree Star. Most boys are jocks who are obsessed with tits even though they have never seen a pair.

The principal and vice principal are dikes who's ultimate goal is to rape all the children.

guy 1: hey I'm thinking about going to Fisher Middle School
guy 2: that school sucks don't go there

by smokeybear July 28, 2009