fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011

Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

fingering

The act of breaking one's finger while performing a coding activity on a laptop.

Bro fingering sucks.

by yeayeayeayeayyee December 31, 2020

fingering

when a male sticks as many fingers as possible into a femlaes cunt hole until the vagina starts to spasm in wild orgasms. why guys enjoys? no idea.

"oo baby, finger me harder, harder...."

by ((feen -- g- hurr -- een)) September 21, 2003

National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

by xxae October 2, 2018

fingerlikken

if something is so good you dip your finger in it and then lick your finger

mom your poop caserole is fingerlikken good

by fuckata yu February 25, 2008

fingerhair

a word you say after someone says "what?"
it ends up being annoying after some time. so do it to annoy people

"Hey dude, your weird!"
"what?"
"fingerhair!"
"ughhH!"

by Darkfaith February 20, 2009