semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

No Filter February

Since both girls and boys completed (No Makeup December) and (No Nut November), they should both NOT USE ANY FILTERS IN FEBRUARY!

UGLY BOY\GIRL: WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO WITHOUT A FILTER
PERSON: because its NO Filter February

by Cakelovesshard December 1, 2019

Filter Packer

Someone who haves sex in the anus, but wears a condom.

Are you gonna filter packer me tonight or just go raw?

by Officialbuttsniffer November 25, 2017

Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.

"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."

by The Reaver May 4, 2014

Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

Filter trashcan

Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.

I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.

by sorang November 21, 2022

filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022