Feltchulence

The act of sucking cum out of a bubbly asshole.

He is a pro at feltchulence - he sucked every last drop of cum out of that guy's ass while avoiding the muddy mist.

by punkrocker0621 July 16, 2021

Goomba Felten

A man who has the Smallest head in the whole world.

''Wow did you see that guy?'' ''His head was almost as small as Goomba Felten's''.

by Lukevdp28 February 22, 2011

tasneem felton

tassy is a cool person who is loved by many. she has a weird thing for her friends mums though, so be careful when you introduce your mum to her.

bro no way... is that *TASNEEM FELTON??????*
dude i think it is! she's so cool, i adore her

by ?!$@$% May 1, 2022

feltcher

Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.

One who is a feltcher and feltches.

by Ass fucker September 18, 2003

Mark Felton

A British historian that also controls a fairly popular history YouTube channel called 'Mark Felton Productions'. He likes to cover obscure, yet interesting historical events. Some history geeks get compared to him.

"You sound more like Mark Felton every day!"

by Dumb Historian May 28, 2020

Felton

What you call the coolest person in the wizorld.

Gaylord sniffs cheez wiz so therefore he is a Felton.

by Felton Sheehy October 20, 2003

Feltch

The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.

Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.

by InsertCoin April 27, 2005