Main Feature

To describe a "Main Feature" of appearance that is more striking that anything else. Usually said in a camp way and in a high voice.

Random: Excuse me Sir whats that flick up curl on your head?

Ross: (High voice) "Its my main feature" dont you know

by The Guvnor January 14, 2008

Irish Double Feature

At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.

I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

by T. Johnny West December 9, 2008

flaturescence

The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.

Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.

by xoorox March 20, 2013

featurephone

A cellular or mobile phone with only a few basic applications installed, e.g. messaging/SMS, calculator and calendar, and either a very limited app store, or none at all. May or may not connect to the Internet.

They generally lack the large touchscreens, opting instead for a smaller screen controlled via a dial pad and D-pad, or a QWERTY board; two-to-four context-sensitive "soft keys"; and a back/end call key opposite a talk/enter key.

All keys in the above paragraph are physical buttons on an older form-factor phone, ala candy bar or clamshell.

I don't want one of those so-called "smart phones," my featurephone works just fine for me.

by Batfan1939 September 27, 2014

Featureless Ar-15

An Ar-15 rifle that does not have any assault style features such as a pistol grip, flash hider, forward grip, adjustable stock, bayonet lug, threaded barrel, or collapsible/telescoping stock.

A Featureless Ar-15 is allowed to have a magazine release in the state of California

by Heyitsj000 May 2, 2019

Feature creep

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.

Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!

by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

Feature Fuck

Fucking an individual purely based on one feature alone. Typically a large penis, round ass, big breasts or nice looking pussy but can manifest in other less common forms such as small hands, uncommon height, blowjob lips etc.

“Sure her face is a mess and she ain’t that hot but her ass is amazing, it was just a feature fuck”

by blilliam bleed October 27, 2020