fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

Fatal Ouch

Synonymous with "Epic Fail", except there is no second chance. By committing this "Fatal Ouch" you officially suck, and have no second chance to redeem yourself. You're stuck sucking at life forever.

She just posed nude on the cover of playboy... and she's 450 pounds. Fatal Ouch- good luck living that one down.

by bitchknowseverything March 3, 2011

fatalpalm

When a facepalm (or any of its usual variants, such as the facedesk or double facepalm) is not sufficient enough to convey how painfully stupid something is, a fatalpalm may be executed.

The fatalpalm is similar to a facepalm, except it decapitates.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. *fatalpalm*

by Ganzfeld_Modus September 19, 2013

Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur

How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.

by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014

Fatallac

A hot chick with a fat ass like a cadillac!

Hey you see that girl over there? Man shes got a fat ass like a cadillac!! Shes a fatallac!!

by Tinymark June 26, 2015

fataliano

A fat italian

fataliano is selling used cars

by wendybendy July 27, 2016