farmer dave 

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....

There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol

farmer dave by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

Farmer Brown

To preform anal sex with an animal

Billy: he dad isn't that puppy in the window cute?
Dad: yeah id give it a Farmer Brown!

Farmer Brown by Boyo411 September 29, 2007

farmer joe

a boy who wears tight jeans..so tight theres no room for his penis

wow that farmer joe has got to get bigger jeans!

farmer joe by cAke November 6, 2004

farmer syndrome 

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

farmer syndrome by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

Farmer finger by PolishPounder May 6, 2019

farmer john 

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.

My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.

farmer john by Vesuvious June 16, 2009

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

farmer snort by jakrel May 16, 2005