jelly bracelets

Plastic fashion bracelets that come in a variety of colors. Usually worn by middle school or high school students for their trend.

The sex game 'Snap' is played wearing these bracelets, although this game is used mainly among College students. It is not to be confused that, for example, a junior high student may be willing to perform sex acts just because he/she wears them.
a) "I bought my friend Alice some jelly bracelets for her birthday. They're very trendy you know."
c) "Alex broke one of my green bracelets, so I gave him a hug."
b) "Some pervert broke one of my jelly bracelets because he thought I would have sex with him."
by Cake October 20, 2004
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Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet
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sweat

to be drawn to physically and sexually, an intense form of having a crush
I really sweat Devin.
by cake June 18, 2006
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Tuchus

Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.
Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."
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Tripp Eisen

Nonce. Child Molestor. Someone who craves the touch of a paper slit surrounded by candy floss.

"To do a Tripp" - Groom an child of the female persuasion online, before meeting up for lurid sex in a parking lot.
I can't believe my father has been a complete tripp!

Did you hear about that weird dude from high school?

Yeah man, I heard He did a tripp.
by Cake March 04, 2005
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Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.
"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"
by Cake March 03, 2005
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steeshed

he is so steeshed!
by Cake April 29, 2003
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