Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

faleyshio

the female version of a blow job or ate out

guy1: she is so fine
guy2: id give her a faleyshio

by gentle j February 26, 2011

Frailey

So, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of Krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their marriage. The krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. The horny and thirsty couple decided to melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. This wasn't going fast enough so the guy (Fracek) said why don't we stick this frozen beverage in our asses and drink as it melts. We can fit way more stuff in our butts!! His lovely new wife (Hailey) said that is why I married you because of genius shit like that and so they buttchugged frozen alcohol from each other's asses and had guilt free polish catholic sex and this became a traditional newlywed thing in Poland.

Hey let's Frailey these margaritas real quick and go Black Friday shopping!

by MRFALCON December 7, 2017

filey

Black guy, scary as fak, has a cheedotine disorder. He chuckes jews and slaps tf out they hat

Jew: eeee hit B

Filey: NU! CHUCKED! /\/ | G G A
*69kph hat slap* wwwwaaapppp

by Bweadan May 27, 2021

kelsey farley

A ratchet hoe who likes to fuck everyone's boyfriend. She wears her younger sisters clothes to show off her celulite infested assets and She barely knows how to spell her first name.

Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"

by Your angel July 24, 2014

Chris Fairley

Someone that is the peak of the Human Condition with the most extraordinary vocabulary known to man. An IQ score so high it has yet to be difinitively measured.

That man has changed the lives of his students, he is a real Chris Fairley.

by Llk February 7, 2020

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022